Fuck No!: Archive

Knob Through: Dear Rolling Stone, →

Please, please, please stop putting aging rock icons on the cover of your magazine. In the last few months I’ve endured cover stories about Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck, Jimmi Henrix and most recently The Rolling Stones making of Exile On Main Street (again?). Going back a bit further, you are still… Old Rock Star Balls. Fuck No!

May 18th

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Overpriced bad wine and drum circles? →

Fuck no! If you’re looking for shitty service, subpar vino and somewhere to throw away your money, then this is the place for you.

Mar 14th

Mar 11th

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“Chuck Norris invented giraffes by uppercutting a horse”

– (via chucknorrisfacts) Dudes, I’m not even going to start. If you don’t know how lame this Chuck Norris shit is, then I’m sorry. Chuck Norris jokes? Fuck No!

Mar 10th

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Mar 10th

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14 Styles Lady Gaga Stole From People Of Walmart →

Oh-Em-Gee! Lady GaGa is so fashion forward and avant-garde! What? Fuck No!

Mar 10th

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Large Hadron Collider ‘to shut down for a year’... →

Science? Fuck No! knobthrough: When the fuck are they going to shut this thing down for good and apologize to the world? It’s clear this monstrosity can’t run for an extended period of time and even if it did, they will NEVER get the results they are looking for. And if by chance it does, let’s just ignore the fact there is a possibility of them creating a black hole and destroying the...

Mar 10th

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