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These things suck and more than likely, you do to.

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Knob Through: Dear Rolling Stone,

Please, please, please stop putting aging rock icons on the cover of your magazine. In the last few months I’ve endured cover stories about Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck, Jimmi Henrix and most recently The Rolling Stones making of Exile On Main Street (again?). Going back a bit further, you are still…

Old Rock Star Balls.

Fuck No!

Overpriced bad wine and drum circles?

Fuck no!

If you’re looking for shitty service, subpar vino and somewhere to throw away your money, then this is the place for you.

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thedailywhat:

This Is Some Bullshit of the Day: A school district in northern Mississippi has decided to scrap a local high school’s senior prom rather than let 18-year-old Constance McMillen attend the event in a tuxedo with her girlfriend.
The Itawamba County school board made the call to cancel prom following a request from the ACLU of Mississippi that an unconstitutional policy banning same-sex prom dates be changed. A statement released by the school board announcing the nixing of prom refers to the ACLU and Constance McMillen as “distractions to the educational process” without mentioning either by name.
“That’s really messed up because the message they are sending is that if they have to let gay people go to prom that they are not going to have one,” McMillen said in an interview with the Clarion-Ledger. “A bunch of kids at school are really going to hate me for this, so in a way it’s really retaliation.”
[photo: examiner.]


Homophobic Mississippians?
Fuck no!

thedailywhat:

This Is Some Bullshit of the Day: A school district in northern Mississippi has decided to scrap a local high school’s senior prom rather than let 18-year-old Constance McMillen attend the event in a tuxedo with her girlfriend.

The Itawamba County school board made the call to cancel prom following a request from the ACLU of Mississippi that an unconstitutional policy banning same-sex prom dates be changed. A statement released by the school board announcing the nixing of prom refers to the ACLU and Constance McMillen as “distractions to the educational process” without mentioning either by name.

“That’s really messed up because the message they are sending is that if they have to let gay people go to prom that they are not going to have one,” McMillen said in an interview with the Clarion-Ledger. “A bunch of kids at school are really going to hate me for this, so in a way it’s really retaliation.”

[photo: examiner.]

Homophobic Mississippians?

Fuck no!

Chuck Norris invented giraffes by uppercutting a horse

(via chucknorrisfacts)

Dudes, I’m not even going to start.  If you don’t know how lame this Chuck Norris shit is, then I’m sorry.

Chuck Norris jokes?

Fuck No!

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(via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris)
I’ll admit, it’s cool to see how charming and well adjusted Doogie turned out.  I’m just as impressed as everyone else.  That being said….
Insincere enthusiasm for a child star who is reasonably talented but benefits tremendously from the lowered expectations we hold for people who find success at an early age?
Fuck No!

(via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris)

I’ll admit, it’s cool to see how charming and well adjusted Doogie turned out.  I’m just as impressed as everyone else.  That being said….

Insincere enthusiasm for a child star who is reasonably talented but benefits tremendously from the lowered expectations we hold for people who find success at an early age?

Fuck No!

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14 Styles Lady Gaga Stole From People Of Walmart

Oh-Em-Gee!  Lady GaGa is so fashion forward and avant-garde!

What?

Fuck No!

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Large Hadron Collider ‘to shut down for a year’ The Large Hadron Collider, the world's biggest atom smasher, will shut down for a year to repair mistakes that were made in its construction.

Science?

Fuck No!

knobthrough:

When the fuck are they going to shut this thing down for good and apologize to the world?  It’s clear this monstrosity can’t run for an extended period of time and even if it did, they will NEVER get the results they are looking for.  And if by chance it does, let’s just ignore the fact there is a possibility of them creating a black hole and destroying the planet, but should they find a Higgs Boson or God Particle, how long until they discover something beyond that?  This will NEVER end.  That’s twice now I’ve put never in caps, so you know I’m serious.  Let’s shut this bitch down for good and use the money for something practical, like cancer and AIDS research or education or alternative fuel sources or all you can eat buffets.

Fuck you, science a-holes.

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valleygirlintelligentsia:

No one fucking looks like this when they’re really working out. Die.

Fuck No!

valleygirlintelligentsia:

No one fucking looks like this when they’re really working out. Die.

Fuck No!

A bike in the snow?  Such a chilling image.  Why wouldn’t 3,000 people reblog this?
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theworldwelivein:

Bike in the Snow (via Mute*)

A bike in the snow?  Such a chilling image.  Why wouldn’t 3,000 people reblog this?

Fuck No!

theworldwelivein:

Bike in the Snow (via Mute*)

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HeyIvegotanidea!  Let’s take a few seemingly unrelated things, throw them together and start a clever blog filled with nonsensical, disparate shit.  Totes clever!
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selleckwaterfallsandwich:

Featured Sandwich: Overstuffed

HeyIvegotanidea!  Let’s take a few seemingly unrelated things, throw them together and start a clever blog filled with nonsensical, disparate shit.  Totes clever!

Fuck No!

selleckwaterfallsandwich:

Featured Sandwich: Overstuffed